1st situation: You are in a book store when....BAM...zombie apocalypse. There is an announcement over the PA system saying the military found that the zombie weakness is over-hyped book. What book that everyone else says is amazing but you hated do you throw to the zombies.

2nd situation: You are coming out of the hair salon with the best hair cut/style of your life when...BOOM...downpour of rain. Which sequel do you sacrifice to protect your hair.

3rd situation: You are in an English class and the professor is going on and on about this classic. He/She says that it is just amazing and revolutionized literature and you know that is complete B.S. You go so feed up with him/her that you chuck the book at his/her head. What classic do you chuck?
4th situation: You are in the library when global warming explodes and the Earth is suddenly a frosty wasteland. Your dad calls you and tells you to stay there and start a fire to keep warm. Which book did you hate so much that you go and burn with no regrets.
Now in real life I would run to every other section but YA first. I would be burning some cook books or non-fiction. That being said if I had to burn a book I have read I would choose this one.